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<!-- BBCode Quote Start --><TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font size=-1>Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT SIZE=-1><BLOCKQUOTE><BR>On 2002-07-10 22:25, endzem wrote:<BR>Man...someone should shoot this thread and put it to rest. <IMG SRC="/forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif"><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE><!-- BBCode Quote End --><BR>Don't like it? DON'T ****IN' READ IT!
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<!-- BBCode Quote Start --><TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font size=-1>Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT SIZE=-1><BLOCKQUOTE><BR>On 2002-07-10 22:25, endzem wrote:<BR>Man...someone should shoot this thread and put it to rest. <IMG SRC="/forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif"><BR></BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE><!-- BBCode Quote End --><BR><BR>I second that.
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... if you read that someone has action figures to watch the movie with, and you feel kind of envious. But at the same time you agree that this thread should die.<BR><BR>Plus, you understand what that guy means when he advises to not f***in reading if you don't like it...<BR><BR>And after finishing to write this reply, you read it and see how much you need a life. But you decide not to erase it but send it anyway... <BR><BR>(maniacal high-pitched laugh)<BR>
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<!-- BBCode Quote Start --><TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font size=-1>Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT SIZE=-1><BLOCKQUOTE><BR>On 2002-07-11 23:06, Centauro wrote:<BR>... if you read that someone has action figures to watch the movie with, and you feel kind of envious. But at the same time you agree that this thread should die.<BR><BR>Plus, you understand what that guy means when he advises to not f***in reading if you don't like it...<BR><BR>And after finishing to write this reply, you read it and see how much you need a life. But you decide not to erase it but send it anyway... <BR><BR>(maniacal high-pitched laugh)<BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE><!-- BBCode Quote End --><BR><BR>LMAO!<BR><BR><BR>
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"If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes."
Your a BR Freak if:<BR><BR>1.You put a oregami Unicorn on your bosses desk and as you walk out turn with your walking stick and say "It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does?" and he rapidly wonders what the f*** your talking about.<BR><BR>2.You get hit by a rock and say "That damn Mercism" <BR><BR>(For anyone who has read the book)<BR><BR>3.You start calling people chickenheads as an insult<BR><BR>(also for the book-lovers like myself)<BR><BR>4.You scan photos and sit for hours on end saying "Enhance B63-54" but nothing happens.<BR><BR>5.You search for the slot to put your credit card to open your door.<BR><BR>6.You fall asleep on your piano and actually dream of a unicorn<BR><BR>7.You end all all sentences with "But then again who does?"<BR><BR>8.You endlessly search for the "Offworld Colony" section in your local newspaper.<BR><BR>9.You start talking jibberish and mix Japanise, and the Spanish Langauge when you go to a chinese restaurant and order noodles.<BR><BR>10.You sabotage people aiming for your job in fear that they might be a guy named Gaff<BR><BR>11.If you are a cop and pull them over and they wind there window down and ask "What's the matter officer" you respond with "You know the score pal, if your not cop your little people"<BR><BR>12.You refuse to accept a cat-skin wallet and drag the person to the police station.<BR><BR>13.When you are alone with your Girl-friend's parents you ask "She's a replicant isn't she?"<BR><BR>14.You start sabotaging the Apollo missions in fear that they will create the Offworld colonies.<BR><BR>15.You extremely cautiously turn every corner worrying that a Blade Runner might be standing there aiming at you.<BR><BR>16.When someone is bothering you, you go to the police and say "Is your usual Blade Runner in i need someone retired"<BR><BR>and last but not least<BR><BR>17.You chat up a fine girl by saying "i've seen things you people have never seen...I am a genetic designer for the tyrell corperation...I'm a blade runner that retires replicants...Taffey Louis is online wanna go out?"<BR><BR><IMG SRC="/forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">
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<BR>"What are you prepared to do?"-John T Cable
You refuse to pick up discarded photos, fearing that you will find out that you are actually a replicant. (the game)
Most new model cars you see on the street remind you of spinners and you automatically wonder if they can fly.
You dress up ever halloween as a Blade Runner character of your own design.
Most new model cars you see on the street remind you of spinners and you automatically wonder if they can fly.
You dress up ever halloween as a Blade Runner character of your own design.
Here's one for ya.......
You know you're a Blade Runner freak when you purchase a 54" x 70" Blade Runner theatrical movie poster on ebay.....from France.....and then you drop a boatload of cash just to get it framed. Then you borrow someone's truck just to get the damned thing home and now you're sitting in front of a computer talking about your Blade Runner geekness while simultaneously trying to figure out how to hang the thing so it doesn't bow in the long run while leaning against the wall.
How's that?
You know you're a Blade Runner freak when you purchase a 54" x 70" Blade Runner theatrical movie poster on ebay.....from France.....and then you drop a boatload of cash just to get it framed. Then you borrow someone's truck just to get the damned thing home and now you're sitting in front of a computer talking about your Blade Runner geekness while simultaneously trying to figure out how to hang the thing so it doesn't bow in the long run while leaning against the wall.
How's that?

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