Charles de Lauzirika wrote:the lost "foot chase/Spinner battle/Off-World blimp explosion/underground swordfight with Gaff" sequence that took place after Batty escaped from Tyrell Corp. and before he returned to the Bradbury Building.
BassReflex wrote:You're joking right. Please god tell me your joking.
Well, you don't really have to call him god, he's just a BR fan like the rest of us, although I have seen people bow-down before him uttering things like, "We're not worthy". I just refer to him as "Your Holyness". Besides, we all know who god really is, c'mon... Ridley! (or is it Elden Tyrell?) Oh well, never mind. Sir Ridley Scott requested to the Queen that Charles be Knighted, in which case, he would then need to be adressed as Sir Charles. (She denied this request though, since he might be confused with her favorite retired NBA player).
Anyway, I can assure you he's not joking. He's seen alot of lost BR footage and he's really a very serious guy. Not much of a sense of humor there. (He never laughs at my jokes... and I have very funny jokes). I never joke about Blade Runner... and neither does he. Just ask deleted or dmohrUSC... They don't either.
I met his Holyness while in "The Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses". (I left that job shortly after my meeting with him). When I asked him if he felt he had been exploited in any way, he said,"I think so". So I then asked him if he did, or was asked to do, anything lewd, unsavory, or otherwise repulsive to his person, and he replied "Sure!.. Well, on occasion." I was only joking with him but, as you can see, he always answers questions in all seriousness.
I was told to check his office for
holes... which I found. Lots of 'em. Most were in the ceiling where the rain came in. It didn't concern me, but then he said something about getting inspiration from the "Ridley Rain".

(Now THAT concerned me, but I just wrote it off as being one of his little eccentricities.) Then he asked me if I knew how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall. I didn't answer him, of course. I realized I had just witnessed the one time he ever made a joke in my presence. I think.
I explained that I was actually looking for
dirty holes. The kind someone drills in the wall to spy on somebody. And then I saw it. A perfectly drilled hole right behind his framed 8 x 10 glossy of the topless Zhora. He had found this one already and covered it, I thought. But after further investigation I concluded the hole was not for looking
into his office, but OUT. That's why the pic of Zhora was there... To conceal it.
As it turned out, some months earlier the office next door was used as a dressing room by one, Fran Drescher!
So, as the story goes, he proceeded to kick my ass and throw me out of his office. Awesome! I told him that I didn't want to get him into any trouble, and I still don't. (Damn, I hope Miss Drescher doesn't read this) I'm fairly sure we're still friends, and I still worship the ground that the man walks on. That was one of the best days of my life.
So, what were we talking about? Oh yeah... From my experience here on these boards (and my one chance-meeting with him), his Holyness NEVER jokes about Blade Runner and you can believe I never will either.