You know your a B.R. freak if...

You know that you're a BR freak if you move out of your boyfriends flat because of all the kipple and dirty glasses.
Then you watch BR and suddenly notice all the kipple in Deckards flat - how he grabs a glass from the sink and has to clean it before getting Rachael a drink.
You don't move back in, but suddenly your boyfriend appears to be extremely sexy and charming ...

You know your a BR freak if when u are having your lunch in the canteen and someone tells u the boss wants to see u in his office and u say'tell him i am eating'

then when u get to the office u swing the door open and say' i was quit when i came in here bryan iam twice as quit now'


Roger

... if you laugh in the same way as that laughing puppet at JF Sebastion's.

Haaa ... ha ... ha ... haa ... haaa ... Haaaaaaa

When you find yourself alone in your flat doing the dishes or something banal

and your trying to perfect the 'firey the angels fell ' bits of dialogue... then realising your not Rutgeur hauer but probably just insane

You are a real BR freak: If you cut the inside of your mouth intentionally, so that when you take a sip of vodcka a silky little line of bloody swims around the glass.

man that would hurt.

actually I think that last one just qualifies you as a bonafide idiot... in which one would recieve a complimentary plaque in 8 to 10 weeks, signifying their honorary degree in stupidity.

allright, so...

... if you have your iris's switched like Riddick so they glow when the light hits them (not necessarily to see in the dark) and then walk around dark, hazy alleys at night muttering garbled japanese and german while carrying an umbrella that's shaft you made yourself out of a light-fixture tube-bulb and some complicated but very dangerous battery contraption to operate it that you hide behind a worn, black leather trench coat with a high collar...

oh, can't forget the bleaching of your hair sickly white and wearing blue spandex underpants...

How about if you spend every spare dime, and every spare dime of others who are willing in co-finance, a blade runner fan film that you have no hope of making a dime on, but are so bent on producing the film for yourself and other fans who have not had new blade runner material in decades, that you post a run-on sentence on the bladezone boards just to talk about the damn film, and what a wonderful experience the project has been for you. Does that make you a blade runner freak?

No, that just makes you insane.

That makes you what I want to be when I'm grown.

Uh-oh... I am grown already.

:kills himself:

i dont flick the light, but ive used many lines from the movie out of context, pretty much alot of the movie is woven into my vernaculer. and i know some people are like "huh?"

lemme think, i know theres more. this is great. hahaha

once, i was in the car with someone being driven by them. the person was spacing out as the light turned green and i think i said "reaction time is a factor in this so please pay attention" and i realized what i said so i thought to myself 1187......................

you know you're a BR freak when u say:

while playing golf "straight doesn't seem to be good enough!!"

being driven to an unknown destination "where are you going? ha ha ha he hehe"

ill come up w more later, i should have these things off the top of my head but i dont usually record myself.

LMAO !!

I must start doing some of that...now let me think hmm

[Kipple]

You know you're a BR freak when you come home from work, see no messages on the answering machine, and respond with; "No messages. I'm in demand."

(In reference to the Westwood BR game)

You know your a blade runner freak if one night you dream about unicorns and the next day your little nephew, cousin, or brother brings you a drawing of a unicorn. You freak out, decide to leave town for awhile and head north.