You know your a B.R. freak if...

If you fail in the bed, your wife calls you<BR>"Sushi".<BR><BR>You are wearing glass ashtrays instead of dioptric glasses in order to look more wiser and interesting.<BR><BR>You always must have some human eyes in your refrigerator.<BR><BR>You are collecting mechanic puppets.<BR><BR>Few women already walked upon you, but not when you were so charming. <IMG SRC="/forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>
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Every time you see a pigeon taking off you mutter to yourself "I've seen things"<BR><BR>Whenever you're watching sports and a foul is commited, you say "That was irrational...not to mention unsportsmanlike"<BR><BR>When someone asks you a question, you begin with "Ahh the facts of life..."<BR><BR>Whenever you're paying for something you say "is this enough?"<BR><BR>And if you're a lecturer, you're a BR freak if you go up to your students asking them "is this your work?"...imagine if the student replies "not many can afford my work"
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You call everybody a "pal"
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You stay up until 06.00am creating an article for an online fanclub <!-- BBCode Start --><IMG SRC="http://www.deckard.worldonline.co.uk/images/gif/snooze.gif" BORDER="0"><!-- BBCode End -->
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...and you follow it up with a post to the message board...

Doh - it's 06:45 this time and I've posted again...<IMG SRC="/forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">
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your posting at 2:00AM on easter morning when even the most fanatical Blade runners have long since departed for sleep <IMG SRC="/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">
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Sleep? What is the point of that?<BR><BR>Did you do, or were you asked to do anything unsavoury?<BR><BR>Funny thing is, if I start quoting things liek "I've seen things" to my friends, they usually finish the sentence for me. Why is that Leon?<BR><BR>Whiskey? No, but I do drink Tsing Tao. Actually thats a lie, I don't, but I probably would if there were Tsing Tao Vodka available. But really, sqare glasses - what kind of fool idea is that? You either have to drink out of a corner, which must be not the pleasantest thing to do, or you drink out the side and it pours out either side of your mouth so you have to admit you have a "drinking problem".<BR><BR>I don't mind rain. I speak Cityspeak, but my daughter is a "Netrunnerette", not a Nexus 7 (that would be just sick, dude.) As for holes in women's dressing rooms, I have no comment...<BR><BR>What kind of person is Webmaster for a Blade Runner fan site? Oh me. I must be nuts!<BR><BR>Shakes? Me too. I Get 'em bad. Part of the business.<BR><BR>Wake up! Time to die!<BR>
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Oh yeah, forgot to mention (as it is commonly the case), I have Blade Runner playing on my other computer while I'm posting on this forum. Obsessed? No, not at all....<BR><BR>You know that Voight-Kampff test of yours? You ever take that test yourself?
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<!-- BBCode Quote Start --><TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font size=-1>Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT SIZE=-1><BLOCKQUOTE><BR>On 2002-03-31 17:39, BRmovie wrote:<BR>my daughter is a "Netrunnerette", <BR></BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE><!-- BBCode Quote End --><BR><BR>Does it suppose to mean that your daughter likes Netrunner^TM Tradable Card Game? <BR>If it's so, then we would have a lot of things to discuss together. <IMG SRC="/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">
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1. You have family photographs on your piano.<BR><BR>2. When you and a friend see a woman police officer or security guard say: "Talk about beauty and the beast... she's both."<BR><BR>3. When you get a work assignment say: "Give it to Holden... he's good."<BR><BR>4. When you see someone you hadn't talked to in a while say: "I don't get it... why'd you risk coming to Earth for?"<BR><BR>5. When your in a situation where you see or hear an owl say: "Like our owl?"<BR><BR>6. When your giving a presentation give a demonstration or start talking about the "wrong thing" and say: "I want to provide you with a negative before I provide you with a positve."<BR><BR>7. When you and a friend see a good looking girl say: "She's one of the pleasure models."<BR><BR>8. Ask the human resource/pension plan folks at work: "Have you ever retired a human by mistake?"<BR><BR><BR><!-- BBCode Start --><IMG SRC="http://www.bladezone.com/contents/film/image-library/Thumbs/3113651_Deckard.jpg" BORDER="0"><!-- BBCode End --><BR><BR><font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: blade18 on 2002-04-02 15:22 ]</font>

You actually <i>belive</i> that you are a replicant, as you stick nails into your wrists in order to stop yourself from dies after four years.
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-Every year you start to freak out around your birthday thinking that this year might be your last.<BR>-You constantly harass your mother demanding to know your 'real' incept date.<BR>-You break your own fingers and bind them with a strip of dirty cloth to complete your Deckard image.<BR>-Since you can't get onto the roof, you hang by your fingers out of your apartment window, pretending that your several stories off the ground, when in fact you live on the ground floor.<BR>-Your father whips your ass for kissing him then jamming your thumbs into his eyes.
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<!-- BBCode Quote Start --><TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font size=-1>Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT SIZE=-1><BLOCKQUOTE><BR>On 2002-04-02 00:01, BR796164 wrote:<BR>On 2002-03-31 17:39, BRmovie wrote:<BR>my daughter is a "Netrunnerette", <BR><BR>Does it suppose to mean that your daughter likes Netrunner^TM Tradable Card Game? <BR>If it's so, then we would have a lot of things to discuss together. <IMG SRC="/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"><BR></BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE><!-- BBCode Quote End --><BR><BR>Well, my normal netname is Netrunner, hence my daughter is the Netrunnerette. On my own website rather than the BRmovie website I do have a little stuff on the Netrunner card game as well as Cyberpunk 2020, but I don't often update the site so don't get excited. I've been calling myself "Netrunner" on the Net since before the Web was invented - I don't know why I didn't just call myself that here - perhaps just to confuse people...
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When someone enters your office/workspace, or "room" you react by saying, "Ahh...you not come here! Illegal!"