Anyone for 'fun'?

Okay, here's another 'fun' topic that could fall flat on it's face...

If you had the money to create a Blade Runner Theme Park, what attractions and rides would you have in it?

(Let's assume that money is no object and the viability of such an enterprise is not a consideration )

Haha, this is a funny topic. I'd have a spinner ride through L.A., 2019 and maybe like a visitor tour of the Tyrell Corp.

"And this is the cloning facility. As you can see, here comes a fresh Deckard model just off the line. From here, he will be packaged and shipped to the Off-World colonies."

- A VK machine with Leon in front of you. You have a sheet with lost of VK questions, and the goal of the game is to be able to complete the test without Leon shooting you. If you win... you don't get plugged to an iron lung.

- Merry-go-round with origami-like figures. Ouch, those edges... I'll pass. Specially the little man one.

- BR conversion of those "test your strenght" games: A life size doll of Tyrell and you'd have to gouge his eyes out with your thumbs, and a sidebar showing how hard you are pushing. The eyes have springs behind so it is no easy task... but if you make it they go out international cut style. Gross! ...If you win, you get a plush doll of Chew.

That's it.
(Stops here, upon feeling tempted to think of some attractions involving the basic pleasure models.)

- A VK machine with Leon in front of you. You have a sheet with lost of VK questions, and the goal of the game is to be able to complete the test without Leon shooting you. If you win... you don't get plugged to an iron lung.

- Merry-go-round with origami-like figures. Ouch, those edges... I'll pass. Specially the little man one.

- BR conversion of those "test your strenght" games: A life size doll of Tyrell and you'd have to gouge his eyes out with your thumbs, and a sidebar showing how hard you are pushing. The eyes have springs behind so it is no easy task... but if you make it they go out international cut style. Gross! ...If you win, you get a plush doll of Chew.

That's it.
(Stops here, upon feeling tempted to think of some attractions involving the basic pleasure models.)

LMAO!! Genius.

Haha, this is a funny topic. I'd have a spinner ride through L.A., 2019 and maybe like a visitor tour of the Tyrell Corp.

"And this is the cloning facility. As you can see, here comes a fresh Deckard model just off the line. From here, he will be packaged and shipped to the Off-World colonies."

That actually sounds viable - very educational - "THX's world of the future".

Okay, it's a dumb topic, but was worth the effort just to get a taste of Centauro's warped imagination.