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Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2002 6:21 pm**

1. you go into your bathroom everytime flicking your fingers at the light even though theres nothing wrong with it. 2. If someone asked you to recite a poem right off the top of your head you answer, "fiery the angels fell, deep thunder rolled around their shores, burning with the fires of orc." 3. When you see something ingenious you say, "ah.....smart" 4. You say to your friends, "painful to live in fear isnt it?" confusing them. 5. You tell your friends that blade runner is your favorite movie and they give this weird look or they say "hey isnt that the movie with the rollerblades?" 6. You have the same bottle of johnny walker like the one deckard had. anyone else?
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Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:15 pm**

1. I am... not sure what you are talking about. 2. No, luckily people do not ask me to recite poems. 3. Yes! Almost constantly! 4. No. Should doing so...<IMG SRC="http://www.plauder-smilies.de/devil/diablotin.gif" BORDER="0"> 5. Fortunately, no. My friends are quite intelligent and know the movie. Besides, they know me enough... 6. I am not much into whisky, but I was lloking for the square-shaped glass lie Deck had... No luck yet:cry: So... am I enough of a BR freak?<IMG SRC="http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/aeh.gif" BORDER="0">
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Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2002 10:14 pm**

1. If I tell an offensive joke I say 'Its just a joke, designed to provoke an emotional response.' 2. Saying 'Have a better one' every evening as I leave work. 3. Meeting people in the pub and starting the conversation with 'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe'. 4. Checking all the cars on the road to see if anything approaches the spinner. 5. Being quite nostalgiac in the rain neon lit parts of the city. 6. Playing the Vangelis soundtrack at every opportunity. 7. Saying 'Your licence is in order pal' to a bemused bartender. 8. Telling your friends you're in '[Insert Pub name here] online. Come on over.' 9. Walking the streets in heavy overcoats with the collars turned up. 10. Posting on this forum
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Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2002 11:06 am**

1. You tell people you broke up because she was "retrained for a kick murder squad". 2. You answer every question about your family with "My mother? Let me tell you about my mother..." 3. Your hand is permanently red from trying to pluck boiled eggs from a pot once too often. 4. You refer to your kids as the "Nexus 7's". [ This Message was edited by: BenMund on 2002-03-20 17:07 ]

Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2002 8:51 pm**

Okay, time for more ideas: -You like to play melancholic songs on the piano while drunk. -You are enjoying the look at the tortoise turned on its back. -You use to change your voice to a moronic tone everytime you talk to female strippers. -You weren't born, you were "incepted". -You are getting out only at night and only if it rains. -Your appartment is full of old photographs. -When you are done with something, you say "Finished." -... _________________ Medieval Thievery? Futuristic Shocking? Cyberpunkish Espionage? <A HREF="http://www.ttlg.com" TARGET="_blank">Through the Looking Glass Forums!</A><IMG SRC="http://www.ttlg.com/forums/images/smilies/thumb.gif" BORDER="0"> [ This Message was edited by: BR796164 on 2002-03-21 02:54 ]

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2002 6:23 pm**

yes to all
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Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2002 8:29 am**

And now for the ultimate reason: You know you're a BR freak if... You come up with a "You know you're a BR freak if..." list! <IMG SRC="/forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2002 8:25 pm**

-You are dreaming an unicorn.
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Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:40 pm**

- You decorate your home or apt like deckards. Such as molding foam wall blocks (you know who im talkin about <IMG SRC="/forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">)
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Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2002 5:10 am**

Fire Proof foam wall blocks, none the less.

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:38 pm**

You answer every question you are asked with "Is this testing whether I'm a Replicant or a lesbian." You stand outside the 1-hour photo shop just so you can ask people "Did you get your precious photos?" You get thrown out of a bar for repeatedly saying "Hey Louie, the man is dry. Give him one on the house." You pause several times during the day to give a Harrison Ford-like voice-over to clarify what you are doing for anyone who will listen. Whenever you cross a street with a crossing signal, you repeat loudly "Cross now. Cross now. Cross now." in a monotone as you proceed. You hire a couple of neighbor kids to dress up as the bear and the Kaiser to greet you when you come home. (Home again, home again, jiggety-jig.) You hand over your driver?s license and say ?Deckard . . . B26354.? to the police officer who just stopped you for speeding. 
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Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2002 5:10 pm**

<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD>Quote:<HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><BLOCKQUOTE> You hand over your driver?s license and say ?Deckard . . . B26354.? to the police officer who just stopped you for speeding. </BLOCKQUOTE></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE> After this, you ask the cop, "What are you doing?" and he says... "Arresting you, that's what I'm doing."

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:00 pm**

Everytime you are callng a friend and someone else picks up the phone, you ask: "Hi! J.F. is?" Everytime a friend of you does something stupid, you say: "Milk and cookies keep you awake." At work, you use to say to your supervisor: "I am not in the business... I am the business." You are looking for small holes in the walls while you are in women dressing rooms. Someone shows you his/her new pet and you ask: "It's arteficial? [insert animal species name] are extinct. Check your Sidney's." You are preaching Mercerism and manufacture small empathy devices. You are sometimes returning to home cautiously with weapon drawn and when you spot your wife, you say: "Rachael?" _________________ Medieval Thievery? Futuristic Shocking? Cyberpunkish Espionage? <A HREF="http://www.ttlg.com" TARGET="_blank">Through the Looking Glass Forums!</A><IMG SRC="http://www.ttlg.com/forums/images/smilies/thumb.gif" BORDER="0"> [ This Message was edited by: BR796164 on 2002-03-27 01:19 ]

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2002 7:48 am**

... when u u start to ask from ur date 100 weird questions and look into their eyes trying to find unnormal pupil reaction. (poor girl *laughs*)

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2002 4:10 pm**

I've done the "Cross now. Cross now. Cross now," thing at crosswalks. I must be a freak.

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