If Michael Douglas had been cast as Deckard instead of Harrison Ford, he would've had it written into his contract that the moviemakers include the bit where Sean Young's legs were greased up with oil during their love scene. Also, he would've insisted that the love scene between Deckard and Rachel was extended to 10 minutes, scored to the same Vangelis music cue as found in Taffy Lewis' Snake Pit, and featured a second female replicant in a
menage a trois. He would've also demanded that Zhora administer oral pleasure to Deckard before she beat him up, and he would've turned Deckard into a chain-smoking, coke-snorting burnout. In other words, he would've made Ridley Scott get Joe Eszterhas instead of David Peoples to do the rewrites on Hampton Fancher's screenplay
Seriously, don't get me wrong - I don't think Michael Douglas is a terrible actor, I even own a DVD copy of 'Wall Street' (a movie I love and hate equally). But whenever I think of "the cinema of Michael Douglas," it usually makes me stop and chuckle over his, er, general creative tendencies
