dmohrUSC wrote:Not to digress, I didn't want to mention anything, but our fellow BZ'er deleted is actually your production assistant, only you didn't know him by his BZ username. Anyways, he's swapped out those priceless cans of BR outtakes in your office with some leftover reels from 'The Beautician and the Beast' starring Fran Drescher that were gathering dust in the vaults at Fotokem. We'll be posting the Gaff/Batty swordfight sequence, etc. on Youtube within the next hour.
I took the film and I've been using it as a doorway, kinda like how some folks use bead strings. It's like that alternate intro to Weird Al's UHF. Did you know that I actually met CDL's pet Rock, Rufus? Oh yeah, swell guy indeed. He's one of the assistant editors, only he's kind of...old school. He does all of his editing with Windows Movie Editor. Its fascinating to watch him work, because when he gets pissed he throws himself at the monitor...granted, he usually asks me for help. Truth be told, I'm not actually sure what the rock's gender is, although it did pee on my keyboard. So yeah, that aside, I used some of the extra outtake footage as a costume for the Editor's Ghost Sanctum, or EGS, which is an annual consortium of indie film editors who break away from the daily strain of taking a boning knife and carving board and hacking away at bits of film and nails, and its really fun. We got to throw pumpkins at Jane Fonda's schnauzer and Mercedes Benz, until she chased us out with a bat. After that, we went out and saw There Will Be Blood, which was a lot of fun, let me tell you. Harry couldn't stop laughing at the "brother from another mother" line, which in turn cracked us all the fuck up. It was pretty fantastic. The popcorn was OK, but the butterdogs were FABULOUS. For those of you who don't know what a butter dog is, its a theater hot dog covered in popcorn butter...its actually quite good, but you can only eat one a year, as more than that will give you an instant heart attack...thats how we lost Jerry. Well I mean, he's not DEAD, he just kinda disappeared. We think he went to a local mall and just got lost in the carousal there. So yeah, I showed some of the editors there the lost footage, and as it turns out, theres an alternate angle in the sword fight that appears in the Final Cut! Oh yeah, it was something else, lemme tell you. You remember that shot of the geisha dancers? Well if you take some duct take and fold it and put if over the upper left of your screen, you can actually see the sword Gaff used in that scene! There was actually a mirror imaged shot, revealed by how the eye colors of Gaffs contacts switched back and forth. OH, what's REALLY cool is you can see Hodges sneaking around in the background of the shot, then walking into an electric barrier and going "OSHI-" right before frying. And CDL didn't want you guys to know this, but the deleted scene of Deckard reloading his gun takes place at the same moment that Mary comes out of the closet, literally, but then she falls out of the Bradbury and kinda smacks into the pavement, after which she gets hit by a bus. It all has to do with all of the script changes and actor withdrawals, lemme tell you. Oh, and lets not forget about how Paul Sammon was actually playing Rachel in the last scene where she's in bed, and then through some clever camera work, it switched so that it was Sean Young instead. Very impressive work by Ridley there. Ha, thats funny, spellcheck says that Ridley is spelled wrong, and one of the suggestions its gives is "Ripley". So anyway, I also stole CDL's copy of "Wreckage and Rape" and I'll be having a private public screening with the EGS at the local garage in my house...third bay, if anyones interested. So anyway, I gotta do some literary research, its been fun, and as always, have a better one. OH before I forget, NONE of you are permitted to miss the premier of my new television soap-comedy "Legal Brontosaurus"....it'll be a stompload of fun. NOW you may all have a better one.