Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:50 pm by msgeek
This needs to become a t-shirt.
Everything I need to know, I learned from Blade Runner.
* It’s not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent.
* You really only need to eat two shrimp not four.
* They don't advertise for killers in the newspaper.
* It’s painful to live in fear.
* The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
* I think, therefore I am.
* Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch.
* If you're not cop, you're little people.
* Milk and cookies can keep you awake.
* Voight-Kampf tests cannot determine whether or not you’re a lesbian.
* It's not an easy thing to meet your maker.
Yes, I really live in Los Angeles. Srsly. And yeah, life really does imitate art here. Especially now we've got those video billboards. No spinners yet. But I suppose that's next.