Things I've Learned From Blade Runner
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Don't place your fingers in someone's nostrils unless you get paid a bonus.
Don't let someone place their fingers in your nostrils unless you get paid a bonus, or your name is Moe, Shemp, Larry, or Curley.
If you do either of the above, wash your hands afterwards.
Don't stick your tongue in a dead person's mouth.
It is ok to stick your tongue into the mouth of a beautiful woman pretending to be dead, however.
If you get poured a glass of Mescal with the larva in it, eat it.
If you have a private elevator, pay the man and install a security camera.
Don't handle pigeons. They're vermin-ridden disgusting flying rats.
If you are the size of Harrison Ford, don't pick a fight with someone the size of Brion James, unless you're a masochist and take pleasure in having someone beat the crap out of you.
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Don't let someone place their fingers in your nostrils unless you get paid a bonus, or your name is Moe, Shemp, Larry, or Curley.
If you do either of the above, wash your hands afterwards.
Don't stick your tongue in a dead person's mouth.
It is ok to stick your tongue into the mouth of a beautiful woman pretending to be dead, however.
If you get poured a glass of Mescal with the larva in it, eat it.
If you have a private elevator, pay the man and install a security camera.
Don't handle pigeons. They're vermin-ridden disgusting flying rats.
If you are the size of Harrison Ford, don't pick a fight with someone the size of Brion James, unless you're a masochist and take pleasure in having someone beat the crap out of you.
doc
What I've learned is that:
There is no difference between being a human and being a replicant other than one has a longer lifespan than the other. Humans are just another form of a machine, even if most of humanity doesn't realize it.
If you're a super genius that has created a new race of genetic machines, engineer them to have longer lifespans than 4 years.
Also if one of your creations confronts you in person, don't act like a douche at first and don't fear your creation, love your creation and make certain that their lifespans are fair in what technology at the moment can provide.
There is no difference between being a human and being a replicant other than one has a longer lifespan than the other. Humans are just another form of a machine, even if most of humanity doesn't realize it.
If you're a super genius that has created a new race of genetic machines, engineer them to have longer lifespans than 4 years.
Also if one of your creations confronts you in person, don't act like a douche at first and don't fear your creation, love your creation and make certain that their lifespans are fair in what technology at the moment can provide.
More things I've learned from Blade Runner...
Take care of this world; You might not be allowed to leave it.
If a girl that looks like Daryl Hannah mysteriously shows up on your doorstep needing a place to stay.....Yes, it's too good to be true.
If you get a job screening for Replicants and they have problems understanding what tortises are, shoot first.
If you call a girl and she says that's not her kind of place, just be patient and wait, she'll show up anyway. (Note: Works better if you are Harrison Ford.)
If a girl that looks like Daryl Hannah mysteriously shows up on your doorstep needing a place to stay.....Yes, it's too good to be true.
If you get a job screening for Replicants and they have problems understanding what tortises are, shoot first.
If you call a girl and she says that's not her kind of place, just be patient and wait, she'll show up anyway. (Note: Works better if you are Harrison Ford.)
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