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Ron Deckard

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Post Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:21 pm

Don't shoot women in the back.
Don't be a replicant.
Be Human.
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want.
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Post Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:54 pm

Don't f*ck a washing machine if you plan to switch it off afterwards.

Midgets are likely to steal your hubcaps.

Rachael's phone number.
It's my heart. It feels like an alligator.
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Post Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:06 pm

Don't place your fingers in someone's nostrils unless you get paid a bonus.

Don't let someone place their fingers in your nostrils unless you get paid a bonus, or your name is Moe, Shemp, Larry, or Curley.

If you do either of the above, wash your hands afterwards.

Don't stick your tongue in a dead person's mouth.

It is ok to stick your tongue into the mouth of a beautiful woman pretending to be dead, however.

If you get poured a glass of Mescal with the larva in it, eat it.

If you have a private elevator, pay the man and install a security camera.

Don't handle pigeons. They're vermin-ridden disgusting flying rats.

If you are the size of Harrison Ford, don't pick a fight with someone the size of Brion James, unless you're a masochist and take pleasure in having someone beat the crap out of you.

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What I've learned is that:
There is no difference between being a human and being a replicant other than one has a longer lifespan than the other. Humans are just another form of a machine, even if most of humanity doesn't realize it.
If you're a super genius that has created a new race of genetic machines, engineer them to have longer lifespans than 4 years.
Also if one of your creations confronts you in person, don't act like a douche at first and don't fear your creation, love your creation and make certain that their lifespans are fair in what technology at the moment can provide.
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Post Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:49 am

More things I've learned from Blade Runner...

Take care of this world; You might not be allowed to leave it.

If a girl that looks like Daryl Hannah mysteriously shows up on your doorstep needing a place to stay.....Yes, it's too good to be true.

If you get a job screening for Replicants and they have problems understanding what tortises are, shoot first.

If you call a girl and she says that's not her kind of place, just be patient and wait, she'll show up anyway. (Note: Works better if you are Harrison Ford.)
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Post Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:18 pm

Feyhra wrote:Don't f*ck a washing machine if you plan to switch it off afterwards.

Midgets are likely to steal your hubcaps.

Rachael's phone number.


Beautiful! LOL!
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Post Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:47 pm

I learned that "zig-zag" doesn't only apply to chasing women around traffic.
[In reference to A Good Year] "So anyway, fuck 'em. It was a good film."
-Ridley Scott
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Post Sat May 23, 2009 9:41 am

deleted wrote:I learned that "zig-zag" doesn't only apply to chasing women around traffic.


Is that the BR version of "the swirl?"
It's my heart. It feels like an alligator.
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